Just happened:
Mom: You never knew that When you said how about we name her Elizabeth, and I said that that was Ms. Slaymakers name, that Betsy is short for Elizibeth.
Hannah: Oh!
(I wank in.)
Me: I know Mr. Bennet is going to die because he told us his first name.
(I then walk out.)
The only thing wrong with what I said was that, if you have been watching Heroes, Mr. Noah Bennet did not die. Ah that was a great finally for a season. Better, if I might say, than Star Trek TNG's Best of Both Worlds; "Fire at will!" Heores did it better.
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