Here's one:
Me: But I don't think it ever phased Hannah.
Hannah: What? What do I know?
Mom: And that is why I won't tell Margo.
Me: Ya know pickles DO tastes good!
Mom: thanks...
Yeah don't ask about the "thing".
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Flamable?
Okay it's not really a nonsquiter but it's funny:
Emily: This lolipop tastes like nail polish.
A few of us: And you would know how that tastes how?
Zach: So if I put nail polish all over your face then pissed on it and lit it on fire your face would-
Zach: Wait is urine flamable?
Steven: Not at all.
Okay well I might have a nonsequiter later. Hope you enjoyed that!
Emily: This lolipop tastes like nail polish.
A few of us: And you would know how that tastes how?
Zach: So if I put nail polish all over your face then pissed on it and lit it on fire your face would-
Zach: Wait is urine flamable?
Steven: Not at all.
Okay well I might have a nonsequiter later. Hope you enjoyed that!
Monday, May 21, 2007
Mr. Bennet
Just happened:
Mom: You never knew that When you said how about we name her Elizabeth, and I said that that was Ms. Slaymakers name, that Betsy is short for Elizibeth.
Hannah: Oh!
(I wank in.)
Me: I know Mr. Bennet is going to die because he told us his first name.
(I then walk out.)
The only thing wrong with what I said was that, if you have been watching Heroes, Mr. Noah Bennet did not die. Ah that was a great finally for a season. Better, if I might say, than Star Trek TNG's Best of Both Worlds; "Fire at will!" Heores did it better.
Mom: You never knew that When you said how about we name her Elizabeth, and I said that that was Ms. Slaymakers name, that Betsy is short for Elizibeth.
Hannah: Oh!
(I wank in.)
Me: I know Mr. Bennet is going to die because he told us his first name.
(I then walk out.)
The only thing wrong with what I said was that, if you have been watching Heroes, Mr. Noah Bennet did not die. Ah that was a great finally for a season. Better, if I might say, than Star Trek TNG's Best of Both Worlds; "Fire at will!" Heores did it better.
An Introduction
Hello world.
Nice start? I dont care. Well maybe I do. Ah well.
So...Hmm...I don't like this font. I'll change it.
That's better. Century Gothic would be better. However, that is not here.
Okay then.
I want my blog to be about The Utopian Gear Force Production Compony and Non-Sequiters. The UGFPC is an organization that a friend and I run. We are currently cast for our first movie. If you live in Pittsburgh and would like a part in a movie, contact us at 42bens@gmail.com.
The NonSequiters will hopefully be daily. It will be a conversation the someone just saying something that has nothing to do with the subject. My sister, Hannah, is a Queen of Non-Sequiters. I pride myself in my ability to say things that are not the topic on hand. "OH MY GOD HEROES!!!!!!" That is one of my favorites.
If you ever want to contribute a Non-Sequiter I will be most likely happy to post it.
Okay well then.
Was that a good start?
It might have been.
Okay here is one that happened today in the car:
Me: And then Mr. Machi asked me how I had gotten the assignment. I knew I was stuck but I said 'I uh got it from you last week."
Mom: Oh and so you were meing the goodie goodie who got the work instead of the other boy who didn't.
Me: Mom, thats not what I wanted to be right-
Hannah: Can we have leftovers for dinner?
Me: Did you hear me talking?
Mom: Ben go on...
And there we go. Hope you liked that. There will be more to come.
Peace,
42bens
Nice start? I dont care. Well maybe I do. Ah well.
So...Hmm...I don't like this font. I'll change it.
That's better. Century Gothic would be better. However, that is not here.
Okay then.
I want my blog to be about The Utopian Gear Force Production Compony and Non-Sequiters. The UGFPC is an organization that a friend and I run. We are currently cast for our first movie. If you live in Pittsburgh and would like a part in a movie, contact us at 42bens@gmail.com.
The NonSequiters will hopefully be daily. It will be a conversation the someone just saying something that has nothing to do with the subject. My sister, Hannah, is a Queen of Non-Sequiters. I pride myself in my ability to say things that are not the topic on hand. "OH MY GOD HEROES!!!!!!" That is one of my favorites.
If you ever want to contribute a Non-Sequiter I will be most likely happy to post it.
Okay well then.
Was that a good start?
It might have been.
Okay here is one that happened today in the car:
Me: And then Mr. Machi asked me how I had gotten the assignment. I knew I was stuck but I said 'I uh got it from you last week."
Mom: Oh and so you were meing the goodie goodie who got the work instead of the other boy who didn't.
Me: Mom, thats not what I wanted to be right-
Hannah: Can we have leftovers for dinner?
Me: Did you hear me talking?
Mom: Ben go on...
And there we go. Hope you liked that. There will be more to come.
Peace,
42bens
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